What’s your new year’s resolution? Ours is to lose 30 pounds, get organized, and invest wisely. And to make fewer poop jokes and more ball jokes. Lindsay Lohan‘s resolution is also full of feces and scrotums, according to her Twitter:
Wishing everyone a blessed new year in 2010! Everyone get ready for more (but positive-LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!) Thanks for all of your support!
7:56 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from UberTwitter
Me, HOV, beyoncé, Ali Lohan, @paufdenkamp @jessicaschul usher and many more ringin’ in the new year coz THAT’S WASSUP
8:03 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from UberTwitter
To answer everybody’s question…My new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down.
11:15 PM Jan 1st from UberTwitter
2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!?
11:18 PM Jan 1st from UberTwitter
We’re sure Jay-Z appreciates Lindsay outing him having a str8 thuggin’ New Year’s party, going loco with a freckly chupacabra and her middle schooler sister. Don’t mess with the HOVA. He will put Nair in your straightening serum and then tell everyone how you practice frenching on your Justin Bieber poster.
Lindsay’s in St. Barth’s wearing a bikini. Here are some pictures that don’t effectively convey our disappointment in finding out the island is not named after this guy.
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