Lindsay Lohan thirsts for dong the way Twilight fans long for nonsexual vampire love. It’s like she’s Ms. Pac Man and penises are power pellets. Only one thing in this world can become Lohan’s Inky, Blinky, and/or Clyde and chase her away from the siren song of wieners n’ ballbags, and that’s Samantha Ronson. Lindsay tells The Sun:
“I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe.”
Sam is the only woman you’ve ever been attracted to? Really? Even Angelina Jolie? Even Megan Fox? Even Loni Anderson? C’mon, Lindsay. Herb Tarlick can’t be wrong.
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… belly 2 belly… skin 2 skin…bumping like hell but ain’t no weiner going in…
Lindsay you just need a footlong hot dog to forget all about the nubby!!!
for LL i hope u can be with sam forever…im alway support u..
i love to c both of u get back together…n no more break up again…