I’ve been wanting to sue Progressive Insurance because Flo, their spokeswoman, is to me what Mary Hart was to Cosmo Kramer. So Lindsay Lohan is kind of living my dream by suing E*Trade. LOHAN MAYHEM is in full litigious swing! Popeater sez:
Lindsay Lohan is reportedly suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that the company’s new commercial about a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her. Lohan reportedly wants $100 million. Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, told the newspaper that the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna. “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Ovadia said.
I guess I don’t see what the problem is. Being accused of cavorting with men and drinking milk is the nicest thing anyone’s said about Lindsay in years. Anyway, if E-Trade had wanted to use the single name by which Lindsay Lohan is best known, they would have named the baby Firecrotch. Or Coozelips. Or Dame Frecklenuts. Or Stupid.
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PLUS…. the baby would have been dressed much more like a skank!!! AND had a voice like a chainsmoking giraffe with throat cancer!!!
The baby wasn’t bright orange, either.
Poor, forgotten Lindsay Wagner. Maybe she should sue Lohan for besmirching the name.
I hope she wins the suit and no one ever makes a funny commercial ever again. Then that can be her legacy: Blindingly attractive ingenue spends last nine-tenths of career as coked-out, half-lesbotronic Razzy winner that ultimately kills comedy as we know for financial gain.
There’s not a jury in all of NY that would give her anything. In any event, she’ll miss her deposition and the judge will throw out the case.
whats funny is ,if she wasnt a drunken fucking drug addict whore she never would have brought this thing up. a true admission of guilt from the horse’e mouth. maybe shes in a 12 step program. and she was who i thought of when i saw the commercial.
but whos kidding who the dumb cunt needs money to feed her habit and out of control lifestyle. and even a fucking loser like her knows she cant get a real job when she’s drunk and high all the time. therefore:lawsuit.
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