And she’s back on the dick. We knew it wouldn’t be very long before Lindsay Lohan was drawn back to the mystical allure of the peen. It’s one of her many, many addictions. That Sam Ronson poon? That was just an experiment. Plus, we haven’t exactly seen proof that Sam possesses an actual vagina. For all we know she could be smooth as a Ken doll down there, perhaps with a surgically implanted dildo. Hey, we’re not God. We don’t know why certain people are born different. But anyway, Lindsay has supposedly hooked up with a few dudes recently. We told you about great (and tooootally available) catch Balthazar Getty. Now she’s on to some random model dude and Gerard Butler. Says the Daily Mail:
The Scottish actor, 39, was spotted kissing the 23-year-old Mean Girls star at a lavish party to mark the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco on Saturday night.
The pair spent much of the night dancing and flirting in the hotel’s Sanctuary nightclub before eventually leaving the party together in a golf buggy, according to an onlooker.
Before she was whisked away, Lindsay told the Mirror: ‘He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m going to have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world.’
However, another party-goer said Gerard was busy flirting with lots of women, and that they didn’t lock lips.
This actually makes total sense.The daddy issues are covered. He’s probably completely domineering, which is right up Lindsay’s alley. And we’re totally skeeved out any time we see a picture of either of them. So bravo.
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meh approves as long as Gerard pulls a Leonidis on LiLo’s destructive ways and kicks her fake-n-bake spray and her blonde dye down the pit of doom.
I’d be surprised as hell if she ever really stopped banging guys behind Ronson’s back. She quit guys just like she quit drinking and doing drugs.