Remember when pre-dead Michael Jackson was acquitted for kid-touching and a lady outside the courthouse jubilantly released doves from a cage? That’s what my heart looks like now because beautiful, speckled dove Lindsay Lohan has been released from jail. But she didn’t beat her wings and head over to the local meth lab or moonshine distillery–she went directly to rehab. TMZ says:
Lindsay Lohan has been released from Lynwood Correctional Facility after serving 14 days behind bars. A spokesman for the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department told photogs gathered outside Lynwood that Lindsay was released at about 1:35 AM. She was taken to UCLA Medical Center to begin her rehab treatment.
She was originally rumored to be going to a far more posh facility, Judge Marsha “Old Ironsides” Revel caught wind of this and instead, ordered her to detox with the common people. Popeater says:
“There was concern that [Morningside Recovery] was not a secure enough facility,” the district attorney’s office told PEOPLE. Lohan will spend 90 days in rehab. After that, she will be on probation until August 2011.
But the people who are producing her weiner-blowing movie will wait for her, right? Wrong. The Fab Life says:
Not a big surprise, but it appears that Lindsay Lohan’s career is going to take a hit on account of all that time she’s spending in jail and rehab. The producers of the much-buzzed-about Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno, which was supposed to mark LiLo’s acting comeback, might be giving her the boot. Filming was supposed to begin in August, but a 90-day rehab stint would certainly make that hard. Word is that Lindsay will be replaced by Sarah Scott who is rumored to have met with the film’s producers yesterday.
This is just like the time I had to go to my grandma’s funeral and missed being in the middle school production of Bye Bye Birdie. Only with more pole-smoking. More pole-smoking at my grandma’s funeral, I mean.
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Well here’s hoping this means there might be actual nudity in this pornstar biopic. Also hoping it borrows heavily from Ed Wood.