Dear Lindsay Lohan: if you find yourself constantly defending your upcoming movie by saying, “It’s NOT a porno!” then it’s probably a porno. Kind of like the way I’ve been all, “It’s not a ‘celebrity gossip blog’, it’s CULTURAL DISCOURSE” for years, but in my heart of hearts I know I post nipple slips and testicle jokes for a living. According to The Sun, Lilo has been defending Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno left and right:
“The way that Matthew wants to shoot it is not vulgar. It’s not about the raw sex and the shots of her fully nude. It’s more about getting into her psyche and seeing how scared she was. That’s what I want to show most in the film.”
People are going to say: ‘Oh, Lindsay Lohan is doing a porno.’ But it’s not like that. I’ve never played someone’s true-life story before. A lot of the other movies I did were just brainless for me. So it’s nice to play something where I’m able to experience all these different emotions.”
We can’t wait to see the the non-vulgar emotions in a movie about the adult actress who blew a dog.
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as long as she doesnt slip back into the meth stage i for one would ot pass up a chance to see her get vaginally penetrated. for that matter i wouldnt mind seeing her smoke some rope either. here’s hoping it’s a realistic portrayal!
It is a porn… Destined for late nite Skinemax!!! Face it LiLaLo the vids of you “practicing” slurping peter have been all over the net for years!!!
How realitic is your scar IF you are really into a biopic?
“Scared” she was???
Lovelace’s account of what happened was completely contradicted by everyone else who was there.
It was complete fiction.
Dollars to donuts this one will never make it to the edit stage. If it does, it will only see the light of projection when the producer wises up and adds a Lindsay-like and a few stunt-cocks for some genuine hot shit.
The only way anyone with money and a brain is going to finance this is if it’s rated X. Otherwise, no one’s going to see it. No one cares about the “life” of Linda Lovelace.
does anybody care about lohan? fuck,here own mother only cares about the fame and money.
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Or of Lindsay Lohan for that matter. Remember her last couple of films didn’t go so great in the box office department. (Hell, one was even a straight to DVD affair.) Suffice to say even she went all out and recreated some of the most infamous moments of Linda Lovelace’s life to the full, very few people would watch because that ship has sailed and sunk. Any other starlet would have people lining up around the block.
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