There’s Nudity in Machete, But It Ain’t Lohan

lindsay-lohan-machete-full-19-7-10-kcMr. Skin has the full report on the nudity in the soon-to-be-released Robert Rodriguez movie Machete here. Mayra Leal and Alicia Rachel Marek both get naked, but in spite of early reports to the contrary, the Lindsay Lohan nudity is always obscured by hair, an arm, or another person entirely. Curses! Meanwhile, a clip from the first five minutes of Machete leaked to the internet today. We’re waiting for the studio to act outraged, even though it hasn’t opened yet, and the quality of the clip is obviously not from some churl sitting in a theater with an cell phone camera. And it just so happens that the clip features an action that is likely to generate a little chatter; namely, Eva Mendes lookalike Leal standing naked and cunningly pulling a cell phone out of her cooter. And why wouldn’t she, I mean, those things vibrate deliciously and the iPap app makes the yearly gyno exam obsolete.

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festie September 1, 2010 at 4:05 pm

now that deserves a fuckin oscar!

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captain america September 1, 2010 at 7:49 pm

please stay calm: THE UNITED STATE HAS MORE LOSERS.
……………..much much more!!

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Ralphimus September 2, 2010 at 11:49 am

2 observations…

1. Eva has a better bush
2. There should be a special Oscar for BEST PLACE TO HIDE A CELLPHONE (aka the cooter!!!)

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Matt C September 7, 2010 at 3:29 pm

One of the best things about this movie: Mayra Leal’s body. Oh, and Jessica Alba (aka the cocktease) DOES have a nude scene — you see her left boob and that perfect ass in a shower scene later in the film. I doubt Rodriguez had the funds to photoshop Alba’s head on a nude body double.

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festie September 9, 2010 at 12:36 pm

albas nudity was digitally generated onto her body. which essentially means any actress can now get naked without actually getting naked. wasnt it bad enough that we had to put up with shitty cgi efx? now we get fake nudity too? ah fuck!

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timbangan digital April 7, 2011 at 6:52 am

What do you think about Lohan, is she really naked or it’s somebody else body.

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Geist01 September 29, 2010 at 10:19 pm

Michelle Rodriguez wasn’t naked in the movie but she looked fucking amazing! The Jessica Alba scene looked suspect when I saw it and now I know why. Weak.

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