Sure, we’re used to seeing Lindsay Lohan in her underwear with her eyelids sliding down the sides of her face. But have we ever seen Lindsay Lohan in her underwear with her eyelids sliding down the sides of her face and wearing a sex mask and canoodling with a cougary female photographer named Indrani (alias Julia Pal-Chaudhuri)? We haven’t, and said cougar claims that Lindsay’s been polishing her flashbulbs. NY Post reports:
Indrani told The Post, “We have been spending a lot of time together. I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot. ”
[Indrani's photography partner Markus Klinko said], “Lindsay and Indrani have been seeing each other since we shot her last fall. I’ve seen them on dates, I have seen them making out… Indrani is a good influence on Lindsay.”
But Lindsay retorts:
“No, no, no… in NO way am I dating her.”
But if it is true, all Lindsay’s erotic dreams may soon come true, because she could easily find herself in a lockdown facility with countless older women starved for freckled flesh. Lilo hasn’t completed the total number of alcohol education classes she was supposed to, and now she’s stuck in Cannes because of a volcanic ash cloud (happens to me all the time). TMZ says:
Lindsay Lohan has just over 24 hours to make it back to L.A. — or she will become a fugitive from justice.
Lohan has been ordered to come to court … and as TMZ first reported the command performance is because the judge has determined she has not complied with the terms of her probation. If Lindsay does not show tomorrow, the judge will issue a warrant for her arrest.
It’s 4 PM in Cannes, and Lindsay is still there.
We checked with the airlines. There is no way Lindsay can make it back flying commercial for the 8:30 AM hearing.
It’s possible, of course, someone could offer Lindsay a mercy flight on a private jet. But so far there’s no sign of that.
Lindsay seems pretty nonchalant about the whole situation. Someone better check and make sure she knows we’re saying “jail” and not “rail”. “That sounds like a pretty place!!!”
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If she thinks taking the Roman Polanski route is going to help her career…well, I reckon she won’t get the next cell next to him.
You have to be kidding… this is LAla Land where fake celebs are released from prison because they didn’t bring their ADHD medicine…
Lindsay is making bank on her alleged Star Power making an excuse for her… I suppose she didn’t learn from Robert Downey Jr.s episode…
They use broom handles in GenPop Lindsey… You are gonna have soooooo omuch fun with your new friends!!!