There are things we know, deep in our souls. Murder is wrong. Bunnies are fluffy. And Lindsay Lohan has serious, serious problems. The other day we told you about her house being burgled. Well, it’s gotten complicated. Surveillance video shows a perpetrator that looks just a leeetle bit familiar. Like maybe a certain someone with an ill-advised blonde dye job and a nasty fake tan. Someone with the initials LL, and we’re not talking Cool J. And today we think we might have some answers as to why she would be breaking into her own house and staging a burglary. Radar reports:
Lindsay Lohan is in hot water yet again after being accused by a jewelry store of ‘losing’ over $2 million worth of jewels.
Lindsay had the jewels on loan from swanky Beverly Hills store, XIV Karats, from over two months ago but when asked to return the pricy baubles the Mean Girls star fessed up that she didn’t have them.
“Lindsay claimed that they had been stolen from her safe,” a source tells RadarOnline.com “They’ve disappeared. XIV are not happy about it.
You don’t have to be Sam Waterston to see what’s going on here. “Oh, that $2 million worth of jewelry you lent me? I definitely DID NOT sell it for coke money. It was in a safe that was burgled. It’s totally not my fault, so you can’t sue me.”
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First you bum a few rails off your friends. Then you start stealing to pay for a few eight balls. Next thing you know, you’re giving head in public restrooms for a couple of rocks. At least we know what is next for our Lindsay…
get thee to a nunnery
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they can also get you a nickel at County if you decide not to buy for them and they weren’t given as a gift. Maybe a stay as someone’s prison bunk bitch will knock some sense into Ms. Lohan’s skunk. (Yeah, I was laughing over that, too.)
Who in God’s name would loan $2 million worth of jewelry to Lindsay Lohan!?
I don’t know who, but I know he ain’t gonna do that again…especially in this economy.
if the idiots “loaned” Lindsey Lohan $2 million dollars worth of anything they kinda deserve to lose them lol.
I wonder if they would be interested in this beech front property i own in utah?
Thank god for Insurance Companies
another shining example of a hollywood whore gone wrong. this dumb coke out bitch ripped herself off so she doesnt have to go to prison for stealing. exactly where she belongs. and as for the video being stolen, how long will it be before she ” settles out of court with an undisclosed sum and percentage of the profits for the sale and distribution of her STOLEN sex video”? i think its just a way to ease her coked out ass in to a porn career. just like amy fisher. after all who in their right mind would hire this drug addled bimbo other than a porn producer? here’s an idea feed the bitch a few cheeseburgers so she no longer looks like the anorexic olsen twin then get her low life attention whore mother and throw them in a threesome with the lastest forearmed dicked porn actor. it would make millions. yeah as people those two are absolute trash but there both still fuckable. just dont forget to feed the crack whore first.
mmm… nice baby
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I’ve found Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape ’09 for FREE
http://lindsaylohansex-tape.blogspot.com
good quality…