Lindsay Lohan only has a couple of weeks left doing hard time in the stark confines of her luxury Venice Beach townhouse. Toiling away on a mojito chain gang. Forced to eat takeout. And look at this injustice: a party on her own roof instead of at a club. Like common people. I just hope all you kids out there who look up to Lindsay Lohan see these pictures and know what kind of future awaits you if you decide to emulate your idol and steal. My heart aches to think of how she felt when she discovered the cabana was poplin and not linen. My god, hasn’t she suffered enough?
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OMG!!! NOT LINEN!!! What will RONSON of the magic fingers say??? I need a MOJITO!!! lube me up with that SPF40 bitch!!! I was a STAR!!!