Lindsay Lohan Gets Drunk; Fall Down Go Boom

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I am trying to be a responsible journalist, so I’m not using the “booze” tag here. I mean, it’s perfectly plausible that Lindsay Lohan didn’t drink last night. It’s not beyond the realm of possibility that she stayed out at a bar with friends the first night after being released from house arrest and then fell on her face in the street while being completely sober. Ahahaha, who am I fooling. The Hollywood Gossip says:

Last night, she partied with friends at the Lexington Social House in Los Angeles.

Lohan reportedly spent the evening with actors Emile Hirsch and Lyndsy Fonseca, barely making it out of the club without falling as she tried (and failed) to hide from a swarm of paparazzi.

God, but I’ve missed her. Welcome back, you speckled wreck.

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