Remember when Paul Simon made world music and sang about a lady who had diamonds on the soles of her shoes? Lindsay Lohan is kind of like that, except instead of being so wealthy that her feet are paved with precious stones, she’s so messed up that she’s gellin’ . . . with cocaine. PopEater says:
Lindsay Lohan was leaving a friends house in Los Angeles on Saturday when a generous amount of unidentified white powder started puffing out of her shoes. In some angles, it appeared there was smoke puffing out of her feet, and upon closer inspection, you can see her shoes and ankles are covered in the substance.
And according to TMZ, Lindsay’s friends (all one of them!) and the cops are both concerned that Lilo is going to die soon if she doesn’t get help for her substance issues. Chillax, everybody, Lindsay was just detonating her Acme Nose Candy Shoe Bomb in a bid to outsmart Wile. E. Coyote. We’ve come a long way since the days of falling anvils.
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…down, down on the ground, cocaine!
Remember that wonderful old rock urban legend about how Stevie Nicks burned out her septum and had people blow coke up her ass… Maybe it’s something like that. Or just a perfectly reasonable explanation; she was at a cookie baking party… methinks the kind Latka made on that one episode of Taxi!
Anyone else old enough to remember Arthur Carlson’s foot powder incident?
No.
Your loss kid, you missed a great show.
Happy feet!
well now we finally know what happens when u do to much coke.
I have it on the lowdown that is was Lotrin Skanky foot powder… She has skanks foot!!! Kind of like athletess foot but you get it from being a cocaine guzzling whore and wearing stripper shoes
It’s Dr. Scholl’s Nose Powder.
ASSHOLES anything for a story-and a bad 1 at that. Who the fuck is going to waste cocaine by putting it in their shoes? NO ONE-not even Lindsey Lohan u bunch of retarded fucks.
That is so obviously foot powder u asshole papparazzi losers-please g fuck yourselves & get a life of you own-LOSERS.