Place four blinking Drudge sirens here because Lindsay Lohan‘s irritatingly privileged behavior has finally caught up with her and a warrant has been issued for her arrest. According to CNN:
A Los Angeles judge revoked actress Lindsay Lohan’s probation and issued a bench warrant for her arrest after she failed to appear at a hearing Thursday.
Lohan lost her passport and was unable to fly back to the United States for the hearing, Lohan attorney Shawn Chapman Holley said. Holley later said Lohan was issued a temporary passport on Thursday and will fly back to the United States as soon as possible.
When Lohan is arrested, she would be allowed to post a $100,000 bond until a probation revocation hearing can be held, [Judge] Revel said.
Lohan cannot drink alcohol until the hearing and she will be fitted with a bracelet to detect if she has been drinking, the judge said.
Random drug testing also will be performed on the actress, because of previous evidence she was under the influence of cocaine, Revel said.
We’ve chased Lohan around the world from Kiev to Cannes. She’s holding the loot, we’ve got the warrant, now we just have to catch the crook and put her in jail. It’s OK though, we hear Patty Larceny and Contessa are keeping a prison cot warm for her. Do it, Rockapella!
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Oh, yeah! Here comes the train wreck. I don’t think this silly woman is as smart as Roman in hiding in Europe. Hell, she’d be dead inside of five days if she tried that shit. The best thing for her is to surrender to authorities at the US Embassy and throw herself at the mercy of the court. (I know, I know. “Since when did this dumb bitch EVER did the right thing?” You can stop laughing now.)
I’ll stop laughing . . . WHEN I’M DEAD!
And I stepped into that one knowing it was going to happen anyway. At least I don’t get into the same kind of shit Lindsay gets in. I probably would’ve been dead long time ago.
Maybe she coud get Tila Tacoquila sa a cellmate and experience true non-herm lesbian bliss before an alleged prison babe of lesbian leanings shows up with the broom handle and a smile!!!
i no longer find any humor in this. why is she still walking around free. anyone else would have been thrown in jail(a long time ago) for contempt and would have stayed there after the failed in house drug test.im sick and tired of the second set of rules for the rich and powerful and famous and infamous. “celebs” that do whatever the fuck they want without reprisal. stinking rich fat cats with no morals who arent afraid to commit devastating economic crimes because the “watchdogs” are helping them to commit the crimes. last but not least lazy politicians who no longer work for the system but rather have an ingrained sense of entitlement which tells them that the rest of us are here to make their lives better while we suffer and starve.the founding fathers must be rolling in their graves.
Yeah! And ya know what else? Those kids and their damned rap music!!
Shoot them all!!!