Between
Amy Winehouse cutting herself like a mall goth and barfing everywhere, and Lily Allen calling everyone a See-You-Next-Tuesday, we have become Anglophiles. Lily was arrested last week for attempting to kick a paparazzo (see left), apparently because the fuzz just isn't going to rest until all female pop stars under the age of 27 are behind bars. When asked about Lindsay Lohan's legal mishaps, Lily said,
"Oh, my God, her life is so fucking insane … I can't wait until Lindsay Lohan goes to jail … Does that mean [she'll] stop showing me [her] pussy now?"
And seeing how Lily recently revealed to The Sun . . .
"I have been having a lot of lesbian dreams lately. I think I might be gay! Don't tell my boyfriend. I have guy dreams and girl dreams, but the girl dreams are much dirtier."
. . . she might just mean that literally.
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