LiLo + Ungaro = El Stinko

lindsay-lohan-ungaro1If someone asked you what Lindsay Lohan does well, what would you say? Acting? Probably not, at least not at this advanced date. Cocaine? Yeah, that’s probably the answer you’d go with. But you definitely wouldn’t say designing clothes. If you saw Lindsay’s latest line of leggings, you probably thought she was working on her Poison groupie costume for Halloween, not shilling really expensive socks. But now Lindsay is “artistic adviser” for the fashion house Ungaro, and things aren’t going so well. WWD said of their recent fashion show:

As for the clothes, they looked cheesy and dated, as has often been the case chez Ungaro during the post-Emanuel revolving door of designers. Hot pink, orange and flashy, with an overworked heart motif relentless in its execution, the collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Nor in a million years would one guess that the lineup was designed by one young woman and “creative directed” by another. Glitter heart pasties all around, ladies?

Wait, “the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver”? Have these people seen Lindsay lately? She looks like a 45-year-old divorcee who spends her alimony checks on Virginia Slims and dirty martinis. Just look at these fresh and young pics from the Ungaro show. Madonna’s more in touch with her youthful side than this broad.

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WeirdArchives October 5, 2009 at 11:41 am

Jesus! Who the Hell fucked up the embalming on that corpse? I’ve seen better dead bodies in the trenches of the Somme. At least their excuse was getting a little shot up, blown up and ripened in the sun. What’s this chick’s problem?

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Agent E. October 5, 2009 at 11:49 am

Cocaine is a helluva drug. (Is that still funny? We’re going with yes.)

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Fashiongr October 5, 2009 at 10:01 pm

oh boy i hate to post at website like this you don’t want to end up like perez or x17 do you? or I’m too late

but general consensus is mix
Paris journalist like the Ungaro show

you can read the good review from Paris critics and bad one from wwd(aka your review just for fun but never serious for elite fashion lol)

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