We’re no big top dog fatcat Hollywood plastic surgeon, but we do know that it’s physically impossible for one’s lips to just get bigger. In fact, as we age, collagen is depleted and lips actually become thinner. We learned this from a L’oreal commercial, and Linda Evangelista would not lie, so why is Lindsay Lohan playing us for a fool? According to US and Lilo’s Twitter, the star(?) is claiming that her mouth just naturally got enormous.
The actress, 23, posted a photo of herself on Twitter, and wrote, “See! my lips are just as they’ve always been
lol-it’s nuts that i feel the need to give proof! what is this world coming to!!”
And the reason she wrote this on Twitter was because she is unable to lift the freakishly overstuffed heft of her stupid fake lips to form actual words, as you can see from the photo.
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hey when you spend that much time hoovering penises for drugs they probably do swell up.
Damn… I was gonna say that!
Maybe it’s Sam who gave her those fat lips. You know… POW!!! Right on the kisser. (See: http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/ronson-is-ragin%E2%80%94all-over-lindsays-noggin.html)
Corrected link:
http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/ronson-is-ragin%E2%80%94all-over-lindsays-noggin.html
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