Holy crap! Lil' Kim has been found guilty of perjury and is facing up to twenty years in the clink! Oh, and Scott Peterson was sentenced to death and also that one dude who was in Baretta got off scot-free on the whole wife-killing deal. But seriously: Lil' Kim! WTF!
Our favorite sequined-pasty-donning, inflated-lip-having rapper was convicted yesterday on three counts of perjury and one count of conspiracy (but was acquitted of the charge of obstruction of justice). Apparently, the former Miss Kimberly Jones lied to a federal grand jury about the fact that she witnessed a gang shooting outside a radio station in 2001. She'll be sentenced on June 24th, and she issued the following statement: "Throughout my life, I have always lived with adversity and will continue to have faith and do good for my family, friends and fans." God, if only Kim and Martha Stewart could have done time together! 'Tis the stuff of reality TV legend. Get Bunim and/or Murray on the horn, stat!
Lil' Kim Headed for Big House
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