Today, we're printing a couple of corrections, just like a real website that gets sued and crap!
1. Yesterday we implied that Rose McGowan was arrested, possibly for powdering her nose at a T-Mobile party. The New York Daily News dishes the poo:
Rose McGowan's nose is out of joint after being handcuffed at a Hollywood party Tuesday night.
The "Charmed" star was having a spirited time on the dance floor of The Vanguard club when something she was doing with her keys caused security guards to surround her, one witness tells us. They grabbed McGowan, searched her purse and showed her out the door.
McGowan's version of events?
"There was a man standing uncomfortably close to her," says Dominique Appel, a rep for the actress, who has dated rocker Marilyn Manson and Men's Health editor Dave Zincenko.
"When she asked him to move away, words were exchanged. It happened he was a security guard. She was handcuffed and taken outside." Appel says McGowan "was detained," but police were not called.
Wait, do we really need to retract? "Spirited time"? "Something she was doing with her keys"? You can't tell us that someone was dangling a keychain in front of Rose's face and she was clapping and cooing and drooling, come on.
2. Yesterday, we linked to a picture of Paris Hilton's ass. And today, A Socialite's Life spanks us all, forces us to wear a dunce cap, makes us draw a circle on the blackboard and stand with our nose in it, stabs us in the kidney, and schools us on the Photoshopped fakeout.
Rose makes you grows. At MrSkin.com.
If you want to see Paris naked for real, you'll have to go to MrSkin.com.
