Which actresses would you must like to see clam jousting on the big screen? Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba? Angelina Jolie and Lindsay Lohan? What if we offered you a two-for-one taco night with BeyoncÈ and Eva Longoria? Yeah, we didn't think there'd be any objections.
Our own Ken Paves, FemaleFirst, brings us this ribald tale:
BeyoncÈ Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie.
The gorgeous stars have revealed they are set to star in sexy Victorian drama 'Tipping The Velvet'.
Eva, 31, said: "Yes it's true. We are talking about doing the movie together. It's such a wonderful novel, a beautiful love story."
Director Sofia Coppola is hoping to bring Sarah Water's novel about sexual repression to the big screen and is desperate for BeyoncÈ and Eva to take the roles of a 1890s music hall star, Kitty Butler, and her lesbian lover Nan Astley.
BeyoncÈ, 25, thinks it is time the world was treated to a classic lesbian love story.
The singer, who was speaking at a New York benefit for ovarian cancer, said: "We've had 'Brokeback Mountain' so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment."
BeyoncÈ and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can't wait for filming on the project to start.
You know who else can't wait? Every male on earth. Maybe Eva will prove helpful by bringing her massive vibrator collection to the set and really showing BeyoncÈ a good time.
(By the way, Tipping the Velvet has been filmed before, but as the lesbo lovers were played by Brits Keeley Hawes and Rachael Stirling, it wasn't nearly as exciting as BeyoncÈ and Eva snacking on furburger–or baldburger, in Eva's case.)
Check out BeyoncÈ at MrSkin.com.
Or perhaps Eva's more your speed.
