If there’s anything women dream of, it’s an undereducated hayseed who will impregnate them in high school. And if the hayseed is as soft and mushy-looking as Baby Huey himself, all the better. Which is why the fatcats at Playgirl are so smart for putting Palin-inseminating Alaskan Levi Johnson nude on their cover. People says:
Levi Johnston’s long-awaited Playgirl cover has finally been released, and the caribou hunter-turned-aspiring model/actor does live up to his promise and appear nude, but with one notable exception: He covers himself below the waist.
Wow. What a completely erotic photograph. Look at those eyes, piercing right through to your soul. “I’ve got a penis,” the eyes say. “It’s flaccid and hidden under my arm. You wanna find it? You wanna look for it, girl? I’m gonna put a baby in you so hardcore. You’re gonna be stepping on binkies and spending your allowance on Huggies while your friends cut chem to drive down to Burning Man. You want it.”
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The entire family is pathetic… Palin in Playboy would be the icing on the barfcake!
Can you see his mighty schlong inside the magazine?
You’re the one with the subscription. You tell ME.
Refresh my memory, but isn’t PLAYGIRL out of publication? I remember reading something about that.
It was, but they’re returning to print with this exciting new issue. Aren’t you EXCITED????
No. I couldn’t care because I’m not gay and if I was, I wouldn’t be fantasizing about that bum. He’s tainted like the bad meat he is when he gave Sarah Palin’s kid that love child. Hell, if I was sleeping with any of the Palin clan, I’d castrate myself without any painkillers!