If Hollywood movies have taught us anything, it’s that darkrooms are seriously sexy places and if more than one person is occupying one, the red lighting and chemical smells will impel them to make out. That, and the fact that tough guys always crack their necks slowly before beating or killing you. But back to the first part! Here is a trailer for the upcoming Woody Allen movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which, as far as we can gather from this preview, is about a bunch of people casting furtive looks at one another and then kissing a lot while a lady sings, “Barthelooonaaa! Bartheloonnnnaaa!” And then Penelope Cruz shoots a gun.
The highlight of that trailer should be obvious. It’s the stunning cinematography that truly captures the beauty of this world-class city. What, did you think we meant Penelope Cruz kissing Scarlett Johansson? Because ew, dude, that’s how cooties are born.
Naked Penelope? Yes you may, at MrSkin.com.
And Scarjo gives up some nippage as well. She’s a good sport.
Comments
Comments… read them below or add one
So, would that make them "Cru-Jo"?
Lesbo-ism is IN when will hairy come back?!
nice post.
Disappointing. One g-g kiss to show off in the trailer at 1:15 in? That was it? The rest are b-g kisses?? I ain't going to see no movie with hot girls in Spain wherein there is more than 10 mins. without hot g-g action. No way, no how. Movies are too expensive these days to go see anything less than lots of g-g action.