Leighton Meester Has a Nice Keister

Summer bikini season is just getting into full swing, but we haven’t been seeing anything all that interesting yet. Pretty much every day there are new pics of Kelly Ripa in a teeny little bikini, but that’s not really doing it for us. We could pretty much pin a swimsuit up on a brick wall and get the same effect. So it’s nice to see Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester parading her nice little ass around an L.A. beach in a tiny bikini bottom. And while we can’t condone the use of an off-the-shoulder belly shirt (The hell? Is that a new line at American Apparel?) to cover up Blair’s pair, we do appreciate the flaunting of that fabulous fanny. It’s so juicy you just want to squeeze the hell out of it and drink what comes out for breakfast. Wait, no, we didn’t mean that. We meant that it’s juicy like an orange, and you like to drink orange juice with your Wheaties. We were not implying that you like to drink diarrhea. That’s your own business, and we’d rather not hear about it.