Celebrity sex tapes usually involve Playboy Bunny types, or reality stars, or Chyna's roid-wiener. A sex tape featuring an A-list star–a very comely and popular and young A-list star–is like finding a unicorn in a field of donkeys, so we were skeptical about the promise of a Leighton Meester sex tape. But then we remembered that she was born behind bars (that sounds like a country song) and the whole tale seemed slightly less preposterous. TMZ says:
Spotted … "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester having sex with her BF… on video.
We've learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes — with several big exceptions … one involving her very talented feet.
Leighton is one of the top role models for tweens–one can't set foot into a Forever 21 without being inundated by Blair Waldorf-esque headbands and preppy dresses laden with oversized bows, so it will be cool when the Delia*s catalog starts selling cucumber-melon scented footjob lotion–now with extra sparkles!!!!
P.S. We're too scared of Leighton siccing her old prison buddies on us, but if you want to see some teaser pics from the tape (and you do, doy), go to Celebhotline. Sounds a lot like CelebNewsWire, no? Maybe we'll get some runoff traffic. Choice!
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Scandalous! Or should I say "sandalous?"
meh.. if it's being shopped then it's not worth the effort.
But the pics! They look so promising!