Leelee Sobieski: so much more than just an actress who needs a new agent and/or a doppelganger for Helen Hunt! She also has luscious, nectarous, funbagulous breasts!
This morning, we found our inbox crammed with Leelee Sobieski and her very pretty dress, into which was packed her unexpectedly voluptuous underchinners. Indiesocial.com gives us some background:
… the other most buzzed-about moment of the night was about presenter LeeLee Sobieski who was presenting the daytime television directorial prize. The statuesque beauty walked out wearing a very revealing dress that would make Carmen Electra look like a nun. As she began her presentation, the dress shifted and half of her breast was exposed. She was completely unaware and kept on with her presentation which was filled with seductive lines about each soaps plotline. She went on and on and on. The audience was spellbound. When the ballroom was darkened to show clips of the nominees, Sobieski remained on the stage to prepare to announce the winner. No one told her of her waredrobe malfunction or ran out with some double-stick tape to rescue her. She announed the winner, breast nipple still exposed and was asked to read the absent winner's acceptance speech. She did. It was a long one. She remained projected on all of the big screens in the ballroom. It was like we were all in grade school with the room buzzing and people giggling.
Host Carl Reiner, who would remark about all that had gone on, left that one alone. But Maria Bello took the stage in a red dress with a pluinging neckline and said the audience: "Please, dear God someone tell me if my boob falls out. Please, be brave." She then jokingly covered her breasts with both hands for a second before reading the nominations.
But the LeeLee fin was not over. Presenter Steve Martin took the stage and said: "Sorry I was a little late. I was backstage trying to convince LeeLee Sobieski that the best way to remove double-sided tape is with saliva."
Although we admire the fact that Bello and Martin were able to hold back from making a hilarious and oh-so-timely reference to Janet Jackson and her "wardrobe malfunction", we realize that no titty comment made in public at a Hollywood-related function will ever top Stanley Tucci's "flinging those melons around like it was harvest season," so why even bother?
There's a lot more of Leelee's luscious fruit, ripe for the plucking and peeling, at Egotastic!
And there's tons more Leelee at MrSkin.com.
