Brittany Murphy would like to give a big shout-out to her Moms for forcing her to get her cherry busted. Thanks, Ma! Couldn't have done it without your support and guidance!
If you find yourself playing upwards of 9 hours of World of Warcraft in between your night shift cataloging unclaimed body parts at the morgue, you might find yourself cursing the fact that your genitals never touch another's. Instead of trolling Myspace for hotties who share your interest in crop circle conspiracy theories, why not turn to your mother for romantic encouragement? It worked for Clueless star Brittany Murphy. Britt was a shy, homely child, living at home and scared to scurry from behind her mother's skirts, when Mom got frustrated and encouraged her daughter to jumble giblets with dudes. "I started going out with boys at 19, and lost my virginity at 21," Brittany confessed to Reveal magazine. "The only reason I went on a date was because my mother insisted. She told me, 'Please go out at night, you need to improve the way you relate to people.'" Apparantly, doing it with Ashton Kutcher and making wads of money in movies did nothing to encourage Brittany to leave the nest permanently; she still lives with her parents. "What's wrong with living with your mom? We're a very close family." There's nothing wrong with it. In fact, it's kind of sweet. Hey, everybody, family game night at the Murphys' tonight! We'll bring the Bagel Bites and Capri Suns, you provide the Scattergories!
You probably won't ever have sex with Brittany Murphy. But you can still see some pretty pics at MrSkin.com.
Late Bloomin' Brittany
Previous post: Tara Reid Likes Shoes Almost as Much as She Likes Hooch
Next post: Pam's Coffee Cans