New York City has the Guggenheim and late-night soul food and Central Park. Los Angeles has sunny skies and the entertainment industry. What do we have here in Chicago? Hot dogs! And Dee Snider with boobs jumping into a pile of white people! Lollapalooza was this past weekend and Lady Gaga performed in a mosquito net and shimmery nipple stars. Things sure have changed since the Lollapalooza of the ’90s. Back then, Courtney Love wore a ripped-up dress and dove into a crowd of waiting fans. Now, Lady Gaga wore a ripped-up hairnet and jumped into a pile of Canons and iPhones held aloft. Kids today. It must be weird looking at the world through a tiny phone lens. In related news, the AARP discount at Perkins is awesome!
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How can anyone see her…him… it… the least bit attractive? It’s like that weird exhibitionist character from “Little Nicky”.
It looks like the start of every CSI episode where they discover the body and the Crime Labrats all make snarky jokes about the appearance.
“Where was she found?”
“You sure it’s a she?”
“SHE… was in the middle of a moshpit.”
“And the crowd did this to her?”
“No the crowd just passed her around, she jumped in looking like this?”
“So how did she die?”
“She didn’t… just her appeal.”
Cue “Who Are You” by The Who.
Y’know, I suddenly miss Courtney Love and her wild and crazy ways. At least she had some talent. (Granted, it wasn’t much, but at least she HAD some talent. Lady Gaga ain’t got none to speak of. She’s just riding on a lot of people’s coattails.)
Thank god no one fingered her vajayjay… it would have ruined her “creativity”
looking at the photos… she ain’t got no ass niether!
Question: Has anyone ever seen Gaga and Winehouse in the same place? Hmm? Hmmmmm?
OK here is the plan… we get lady Gagme… Lamey Whinehouse, and Courtney Loveme in the sasme room and toss in a grenade… whoever survives can wear the loosers in her next “music” video
when you banned sex in general………………….THESE THINGS CAN HAPPEN, folks!!