Back in 1983, my mind was blown clear out of my head after being allowed to stay up late to watch the “Thriller” video. “It’s a video! B-b-b-but it’s also a MOVIE!” I cried in between bites of Smurfberry Crunch. Now, in 2010, I got up early to go to work and watch “Telephone” by Lady Gaga and Beyonce. “It’s a video! But it’s also a MOVIE!” I just cried in between bites of Activia. Here’s the video in its entirety. Watch it, then comment about how stupid Lady Gaga is and how you think she’s ugly and you wouldn’t f her with a stolen dick, as you commenters are wont to do. The video and song are awe-inspiring. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to load up plentyoffish.com on my Virgin Mobile phone while eating Miracle Whip. P.S. Nipple tape. P.P.S. Blurred cooter.
Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Jail, Poison, Boobs, Mayonnaise
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It’s not that I wouldn’t f her, I’d probably just throw it at Manson in his boob suit first.
R.I.P. George Carlin
No plorking either mummified cooter even with a sstolen penis and not having had sex for 10 years!!!
(yes, 10 years I AM married!!!) ; )
I loved it. Her videos are visually stunning but SOOO disturbing. They are never ever boring! Its refreshing to watch her take some creative control of her career and follow her vision instead of getting another cookie cutter, just add water pop star who goes apeshit after a few years and a few babies and a few million dollars. GO GAGA GO!!! <3
I think I like Beyonce’ a little better now too…”I knew you’d take all my honey, you greedy mutha fucka”
I taught Beyonce in Freshman ENglish at WHS… she has grown up a bit!
This Sh*t is genius! The left me wanting more. The fashion, the POP culture, the homoerotic tones. They are really pushing the envelope and I hope people hate it. Strong expressions of art provokes strong opinion.
Oh… and I think they both look hot but I’d F the dude that stole all the honey, first.