. . . But whose is bigger? The world may never know.
Thimble-sized pop tart Kylie Minogue found herself seated next to the future King of England at a fundraising dinner. "He had me on one side and the Vogue editor on the other. He spent the first half of the dinner talking to her and then the second half I had him to myself," Miss Loco-Motion related. "I told him this story about how I once performed with Dame Edna creator Barry Humphries. I duetted with him as his character Sir Les Patterson and he chased me round the stage with a large prosthetic penis. The Prince laughed and then told me his Barry Humphries story, which was just as good." Minogue, tease that she is, did not tell Chuckles's story, but simply stated, ". . . it was only when I got home that I though to myself, 'Not many people discuss that kind of subject with Prince Charles.'"
. . . and? And??? That's it, Kylie? Spill it. C'mon, we all know how Prince Charles once famously told Camilla that he longed to be a tampon wedged inside her stately Chunnel. There's nowhere to go but up from there.
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