Also, Being Rich Is Like Mass Murder

kristen_stewart_goofKristen Stewart better check the chains on her bike because she will find herself furiously backpedaling in the next day or so. Although we agree that paparazzi seem like a drag and being a celebrity in general is not the career path we would take, likening swimming in Mormon vampire residuals and getting free designer clothes to being forcibly penetrated against your will and having your soul destroyed is perhaps a bit hyperbolic. Kristen says:

“It’s so… The photos are so.. I feel like I’m looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can’t handle it. I never expected that this would be my life,” said Stewart. “What you don’t see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction. All you see is an actor or a celebrity lit up but a flash,” she added.

I can relate! Yesterday I was grilling a brat and then it fell down into the coals and burned up and all I could do was stand and watch helplessly and it was just like what happened in Nanking in 1937.

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Zoe June 1, 2010 at 2:10 pm

I like Kristen Stewart’s honesty. These comments may prompt her to get hounded though.
celeb-central.com/celebrity/kristenstewartp

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BigEarl June 1, 2010 at 4:09 pm

What are “Mormon vampire residuals”?

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Luc Warm June 1, 2010 at 10:31 pm

That’s how I feel when I have to look at one of the resulting photos of her.

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