Kate Moss has ditched diddling Doherty and blowing rails off Nelson Mandela's can in favor of a new, healthier hobby: making out with rich broads. Kate, we're waving a rainbow banner and donning a PFLAG shirt! We love you and support you and your lifestyle!
At a charity fundraiser in London recently, some businessman named Philip Green bid 60,000 British pounds to kiss Kate Moss. Instead of delving into the supermodel's nicotine hole himself, he gave his prize to socialite Jemima Khan, best known for being the sugar mammy of one Hugh Grant. Jemima and Kate hungrily locked lips in front of everyone present, and a source reported:
"It was unbelievable. There have been lots of rumours about Kate's sexuality and she certainly stoked things up with this sizzling display. It was obvious that she was really enjoying herself. She slowly brushed Jemima's hair out of her face and wasn't satisfied until she'd got to grips with all of her fillings."
We don't speak Brit, so let's run a poll here, shall we? Does "until she'd got to grips with all of her fillings" mean:
A. "Kate squeezed Jemima until warm, soft, sugary Twinkie cream issued forth from her crevices"?
B. "Kate got handsy and played grabass, firmly grasping and manipulating all of Jemima's roundish bits"?
C. "Kate inserted her tobacco-stained tongue roughly into Jemima's mouth, deftly snaking free all of her dentalwork"?
"C" sounds like the best option. Except for the fact that English people don't have dental work. Zing! Yes, everybody loves a good English teeth joke.
Katey gets nakey at MrSkin.com.
