"Hey, Kiki, I don't think your boobs are saggy enough today. They look like maybe they picked up some extra perk, and you just don't look yourself like that. Here, let me try to push them down a little for you. That's better. Now it looks as if your nipples point directly toward your toes. It's so good to have you back, Kiki."
"Haha, fuckers, I'll show you I can read. And not just Chicken Soup for the Extremely Sexy but Still Chaste and Non-nude Actress's Soul like that stupid dummy Scarlett Johansson. I read hard stuff. This one's about God and space and aliens and Tom Cruise and toast and stuff. I think. It's only for smart people. Amazon made me take an I.Q. test before they would sell it to me. And I passed, losers. So haeffingha."
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