Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal are impossibly attractive. They are wealthy. They don't have to work 9 to 5. They sleep on 5 trillion thread-count sheets. They don't have to clean up their dog's crap. They can languidly rise at 1 P.M., sit around in their jammies, have their personal chefs make them seared tuna with patÈ, and then spend the rest of the day exploring each other's professionally groomed and scented genitalia. In fact, that's probably what they're doing right now.
So, hey, how's that budget review going?
On-again, off-again couple K-Dun and J-Gyl (ugh, sorry) are on again. ON FIRE, that is! Ho ho! A loudmouthed source "close to the couple" dished to Star, "They spent the entire Fourth of July weekend making passionate love. Kirsten said she was totally exhausted, but that she enjoyed every minute of it! Kirsten says she's never felt the kind of sexual chemistry she has with Jake. In her eyes, he's the only man who knows how to satisfy her. Both Kirsten and Jake played the field a bit while they were broken up, but now they're stronger than ever." And, uh, we don't really know what to say about that. We get uncomfortable e-dates and lonely nights spent watching fresh episodes of One Tree Hill and Kirsten and Jake are busy making rainbows and unicorns shoot out of their mingled groinage. We'd hate them, if they weren't so damned adorable!
Kirsten. See her in the nothing. MrSkin.com.
