Kim Kardashian has somehow managed to take her gigantic ass, wedge it into the door of our subconscious, and infest our brain forevermore. Sometimes by jerk awake in the middle of the night screaming, "Kim's ass! We can't stop thinking about Kim's ass" after dreams that we've stood atop her body and bounced and bounced, using her ass as a giant pogo ball. And now we'll have a chance to see her rumpus rotundus in all its glory–completely Ray-J free! TMZ reports:
Everybody knows Kim Kardashian is going to be in Playboy, but now it looks like she's going to be the mag's December cover girl and — now for the really good news — her pics will bare more than originally planned.UsMagazine.com reports that The Tush will in fact "show one boob, and her bare butt" in her 12-page pictorial, which is "one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time," says a source, who adds that the final snaps were chosen yesterday.
And why, you may ask, is it one of the longest spreads Hef has done in years? Duh. It took twelve pages just to get her whole butt in the photograph.
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Wow, one whole boob.
Good Lord this is old and fake. Give me a break. Go do a basic eBay search already. It is the work of a "creative" artist… hack in a can… and absolutely not real in any sense. Get a fucking life, or a at least a reputation… asshole.