Kim Kardashian: Pearl-Covered Superstar

You our readers are not very difficult to understand. You like things like boobs and beavs and butts and celebrity sex tapes and nip slips and cleavage and upskirts. You seem to dislike things like talent and true newsworthiness and hard work and anyone who doesn't have a famous and/or ridiculously rich daddy. How else to explain your love of Kim Kardashian? Sure, there are a handful of you out there who still want more posts about AARON CARTER SHIRTLESS, but your numbers seem to be dwindling, and we think that Aaron Carter may be holed up in a mountain lodge in Wyoming with a year's supply of weed and Ho Hos and Hot Pockets, as we haven't seen him in a while. So Kimmy K. it is. Sure this clip of Kim posing for Playboy comes from her E! reality show (with her unfortunately spelled sisters Khloe and Kourtney), so there's no actual nudity, but it does have nipples hidden by layers and layers of pearls. And that spells class. Just like black lacquer, silk sheets, and mirrored ceilings.

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