Kim Kardashian Gets Carved

kim_kardashian_new_face_1.jpgThe bigger Kim Kardashian's ass gets, the smaller her upper lip and nose get. Curiouser and curiouser. Can she manipulate fat in her body at will? That's quite the useful power. Perhaps she should join the X-Men. Then when there is the inevitable battle against Magneto and the bad guys, Wolverine will dice them up with his metal claws, Storm will cause a tornado to whisk them away, Gambit will chop their heads off with energy-powered playing cards, and Kim will stand there making her tits bigger by transferring mass from her thighs.

After the cut, we'll explore Kim, before and after.

Before:

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After:

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Again. Before:

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Aaaand after.

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On second thought, perhaps we're being a little harsh on Kim. After all, she's an incredibly giving person. She donated her lips to Jenna Jameson.

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whocares September 14, 2007 at 7:43 am

"On second thought, perhaps we're being a little harsh on Kim. After all, she's an incredibly giving person. She donated her lips to Jenna Jameson."

… and Jenna donated most of her flesh to Kim's ass.

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cobalt January 8, 2008 at 7:47 am

ok…if you actually look at her lips for more than a second, you can clearly see the outline of her upper lip. somebody has airbrushed he lip to make a story.

imagine that. someone making shit up to get a story.

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