32-Inch Rise

Kardashian_jeans_ass_1.jpgUnlike 90% of the population, we at CelebNewsWire are fans of high-waisted jeans. But like 100% of the population, we are not fans of high-waisted jeans on Kim Kardashian. On a normal person, these dungarees would hit somewhere north of the nipples. On Kim, they're grazing the crack. Her corpulent buns look like they're about to bust though the seams, Hulk-style. At any rate, an ass like that should not be denim-clad. Denim is the fabric of the working class. Kim's ass should be outfitted in the finest silks and rarest pelts. It should also be buffed to a high sheen twice a day. And fed organic produce, and have its own assistant, and be immortalized in song, and have its likeness embroidered onto the flag of a small Caribbean country. And possible have a daffodil named after it. But not a peony, that would just be overkill.

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Team Valtrex September 28, 2007 at 10:39 pm

Actually, that ass should spend some time on a treadmill and a diet, until 20 pounds come off of it. Then that ass would be more attractive than the ones on every Walmart shopper.

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