Kim Kardashian’s Butt Is the Planet’s Best

FHM continues its reign of relevance, the April issue of the Australian version teaches us how to “make your PC a hi-fi” and “rule touch footy”. That alone is worth the cover price, but the mag also features photographs of hot television stars from the U.S., with Kim Kardashian and her glorious alpine ass slopes gracing the cover. FHM also purports that Kim has “the best body on Earth,” which is good news for the rest of the universe. “Keep dreaming, Earth female,” nodded Princess GlorpBlorf of the third ring of Saturn, lovingly patting her pageant-winning spacebreast and comely tentacles.

All the FHM skirts, including Summer Glau, Eva Amurri, Leighton Meester, Minka Kelly, Erin Cummings, Olivia Munn, and Jessica Stroup:

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