This Bikini Is Creeping Up on the Kardashian

Kim Kardashian may be more irritating than a seagull with chiggers, but you can’t deny that she is pretty, with her shiny black hair and big brown eyes and flawless velvety skin. Yes, she does have the voice of a thousand Victoria Jacksons, but look at the fetching way that her butt crack refuses to stay in her bikini bottoms. Think of all the things you could hide in there! A bong. School supplies. Your knitting. Extra RAM. A snack, for later. It’s like a fanny pack. No, like a literal fanny pack.

Kim in Miami, wearing bikini after bikini after bikini. Pretend Christina Aguilera is Goldbug and see if you can spot her:

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