Release the Crack-en

SPL169765_022A lot of people complain about Kim Kardashian, saying crap like “she’s only famous because she has a big ass!” In what world is that not grounds for fame? Just look at that thing. I’ve never seen anything quite like it in all my years of professionally looking at pictures of celebrities. Frankly, she’s more deserving of fame than Steven Hawking. What has he ever done? Sat in a wheelchair and talked about black holes? He had to strive for that. Kim was born with her talent, like Bobby Fischer. The Bobby Fischer of the butt world, with her anal knight stealing the queen that is my heart.

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Ralphimus April 12, 2010 at 10:26 am

Uh oH!!! My plumber has the same crack out the top of his jeans… should I feel excited when Miguel comes over to remove a hairball?

; )

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Ralphimus April 12, 2010 at 10:27 am

nice booty bedonkadonk though!!!

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Ralphimus April 12, 2010 at 10:27 am

I MEAN Kim!!!

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Kozmo April 12, 2010 at 11:08 am

Her legs are so goofy looking. She looks normal/hot from the thighs up, but though midget legs look hilarious.

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23sdfsf April 18, 2010 at 9:04 pm

You would prefer that she was a sasquatch like her sister, Chubakah?

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meh April 12, 2010 at 12:46 pm

Wait… where’s the usual banter?

“Hey, It’s Kim Kardashian’s Ass!”

Although it does look better without the bikini. Maybe now that she’s back on the prowl she can call up Hef and do another Playboy shoot?

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