The following words describe Kevin Federline: greasy, smarmy, weaselly, fashionably challenged, fake, influential. Wait, what? Influential? As in he does things that make other people want to copy him? Who in fuck would ever want to do that? Thinking about a junior wannabe playa thinking to himself, "I want to be just like K-Fed when I grow up. Dude is hard" reminds us of that PSA that said, "No one ever says 'I want to be a junkie when I grow up.'" But apparently our common-sense opinion doesn't count, because Details thinks there should be more Feds in the world. Reports MSNBC:
Kevin Federline, father of the year? Well, not quite, but Details magazine has deemed Britney Spearsí famous ex one of its ì50 Most Influential Men under 45.îTo be specific, Federline, 29, is listed in the No. 7 slot as a ìGood Fatherî alongside Larry Birkhead. Federline, a father of four to be exact, tells the magazine that ìTo be a father isÖ everything. It shows me how little I am.î
Little as he might be, his acting career is getting bigger, at least by Federlineís standards. One lament: ìIíd actually like to play somebody other than a bad guy or an ass,î he tells Details.
And although the decisions in his ongoing custody battle with Spears speak for themselves, Federline reveals a snapshot of life inside his household. ìMy TVs are pretty much G-rated right now. Anything from ìSpongeBobî to ìFinding Nemo,î and you know, Iím still trying to decide which one I like more.î
We especially like that the Details cover juxtaposes an image of Kevin with the headline "Are You Turning Your Kid into a Douchebag?" Yeah, you probably are. Especially if you're reading Details and holding Kevin Federline up as an ideal of manhood. Douchebags beget douchebags, after all.
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No fucking way. That is too much. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. HA!
Details should know better than to profit from unfortunate peo… the misfortunes of people.
Don't teach your kids to be douchebags. Brilliant!