Can You Pay My Bills? Can You Pay My Tit Implant Bills?

kelly_rowland_naked.jpgKelly Rowland, also known as The Other Destiny's Child Girl, is tired of living in Beyonce's shadow. The shadow created by Beyonce's lovely, plump bustline. So she went out and bought herself a nice pair of cans! Kelly admits:

"I was sick of not fitting into my tops. There was this one House Of Dereon top – I just wanted to fill that out. I simply went from an A-cup to a B-cup. I didn't want to have double-Ds and be little bitty size two – that would look nuts! It is a decision I made for myself. I like it, and that's all that counts."

Just yesterday, Nicole Richie was crabbing that her baby-generated chahooblies completely decimated the way clothes look on her, and here comes Kelly Rowland claiming that she needs a pair in order to have her outfits look presentable. If only Nicole could reach into her chest cavity, scoop out the offending mass of breast tissue, and cram it into Kelly via her belly button. That's called "cooperation". When we work together, we all win!

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Mr Wonderful March 8, 2008 at 11:52 am

Any info. on the rumored Playboy appearance for Kelly? Speaking of Nicole, she used to be really hot when she was a tad chubby a couple years ago.

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