Kelly Preston Demonstrates Official Scientological Insemination Procedure

"On Christmas night a woman wishing to reproduce stands by the chimney in this formation, awaiting the magical appearance of Xenu with L. Ron the Great One's original blessed speculum and a sperm sample from an acceptable donor. Once the sperm reaches the egg, it conducts intense inner-womb auditing sessions until all pre-natal thetans are destroyed. That's why most of our children are born in the spring; the average Scientologist's gestation cycle is actually about sixteen months."

We don't know if Xenu would approve of you seeing Kelly Preston naked at MrSkin.com, but somehow we don't think you care.

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