"A Shitty Bit of Toilet Paper"

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That Kelly Osbourne, she sure is something else. She just doesn't care what people think of her, now does she? She's going to speak her mind no matter what the consequences. We keep on telling her, "Young lady, you better learn to hold your tongue, or you will not get invited to the Worthingtons' annual non-denominational-holiday party. They just do not stand for this sort of behavior." But she just goes on and on, saying whatever horrible things pop into her head. Like what she recently said about Jennifer Lopez and Victoria Beckham, who are just lovely, in our opinion (via Yeeeah!):

Big-mouthed Kelly Osbourne couldnít help firing out a round of verbal abuse towards fellow guests at New York Fashion week, lashing out the ëfakeí friendship of Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Lopez.

ìI know itís not my place to sayÖ but Iíve never seen two people pretend to like each other more in my life. They were holding hands, but it looked like Victoria was holding a shitty bit of toilet paper,î she confided, not very subtly, to Heat magazine.

Well, J.Lo does have infant twins (that she's rearing completely by herself without any hired help, of course), so you never know what could've been on her hand.

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