Celeb offspring Kelly Osbourne says that the producers of her TV show Life As We Know It dressed her to appear fat, although she's merely "big-boned". You and Eric Cartman, sister. Furthermore, Kelly has an angry uterus. Read on.
Kelly was recently interviewed by the hard-hitters over at Jane magazine, who unearthed such succulent tidbits as: the fact that Kelly has a crush on a guy, but "I'm like, 'What's the point?. I'll never see you and I'll probably cheat on you.'" and her love of Los Angeles: "I love going out where there are celebrities getting wasted, thinking they're so cool and then walking out with their security guard and puking down their sleeve. But I guess I was like that, too."
Furthermore, Kelly said of her recent stint in rehab: "They did some weird crap. At the medical therapy, the woman told me that my uterus was angry and I pissed myself laughing in the chair and had to leave. But I had fun." Cheating on guys, barfing on herself, enjoying rehab . . . is there anything this well-padded whelp can't do?
