Starship Troopers 2 blonde Kelly Carlson admits that she got to keep the sex doll made in her likeness from an episode of Nip/Tuck. That's pretty funny, but you know what's even funnier? The fact that we got confused and thought that the story was about Kelly Clarkson.
Kelly opened up to Stuff magazine about her inanimate humpdouble: "She's in my living room. I put pants and a sweater on her to make her a non-sexual being. I have to warn people about her, because she's a little freaky. So many people have told me to sell her on eBay, but it freaks me out what people would do with her. She has my face, so I'm protective. I don't want her to get sexually violated." Totally understood. We imagine Justin Guarini would be the highest bidder, then take the doll off to a secluded cabin in South Dakota for a lost weekend of Midori-chugging and hatefucking. Oh, wait. Crap, we're thinking of Kelly Clarkson again.
See Kelly (Carlson. Carlson!) in all her naked glory at MrSkin.com.
Kelly Carlson's a Real Doll.
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