Being Americans, we don't really know who Kelly Brook is, other than the fact that she has spectacular snoobs and has taken up with the charming and highly mockable Billy Zane. But what's made us sit up and take notice is not the huge boobs or the Billy Zane, but the fact that although she gets naked, often and with zeal, she now wants the naked scenes from her new movie, Three, to be cut.
OK, maybe it was the huge boobs that made us take notice. But still.
The weird thing is that although she and your friend Billy Zane have been begging the producers of the movie to cut her sex scenes, she's been simultaneously busy stripping off for an equally naked photo shoot that she seems to have no problem with. "I've never done a shoot like this before: it's by far the most risque thing I've ever done," she says. "It's black-and-white nudes, but just because I'm naked in them doesn't mean it's not art and not credible. I'm 25 and I'm not going to look like this forever. I thought it was a great opportunity and these are going to be the photographs I'll show my grandchildren. Well, maybe I won't show them to my grandchildren – but I'll have them until the day I die. Anyway, David Bailey, who took the pictures, is a genius." So, basically what she's saying is that the pictures are good, and arty, because they are black and white and by David Bailey. So we can only infer that her naked body in the movie is bad because it's in color, and she thinks that Three's director is a hack. Oh, and we can also infer that she shows naked pictures to children. And probably plies them with Jesus Juice. Man, Kelly Brook is a terrible person.
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Kelly Brook: Movie Boobs Bad, But Still Boobs Are a Go
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