Today’s stories are about a dead DJ, Candy Spelling’s dog, and Macauley Culkin’s semen. We are imagining that if someone happened upon the CelebNewsWire by accident and were faced with this trio of terror, they’re probably not likely to bookmark. So like Secret on a lady’s underpits, we must pH balance our content. CNW is not all crack ODs and nut butter from child stars. We also have boobs! Lots of boobs. Round ones, long ones, pointy ones. Natural ones. Fake ones. Fat tits, skinny tits, tits who climb on rocks. Tough tits, sissy tits, even tits with chicken pox. Hot jugs. Kelly Brook hot jugs. The jugs web surfers love to bite. Dee dee deedle dee.
These pictures are from Loaded. Enjoy, and good luck getting that song out of your brain.
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why isnt she naked yet? its not like she has a career to damage. and another thing i love how the brits talk shit about americans having a hang up with sex and nudity yet NONE of there well known “nude” models has every gone full frontal.fucking synchophant hypocrits.
i think it must be because any male brit of any level of reknown is actually a closeted homo ala the kinky sex scandels of the sixties. which im sure ha stopped they just cover it up better nowadays.
If memory serves, she has been naked. SURVIVAL ISLAND is one movie you should pay attention to because she was topless and full frontal. Plus she also did a nude spread for ARENA, a British ‘lad mag’. Can’t recall the exact date, but I do have a copy of it.