In the wake of Christina Aguilera’s arrest and Charlie Sheen turning into Kenny Powers, let’s not forget the person who blazed the trail of celebrity excess: Keith Richards. This is a man who regularly flew to exotic locales with a doctor to have his blood slowly replaced by “clean” blood transfusions. Several times. This was a man who was busted in his own home with more drugs than Colombia and Marianne Faithfull with a Mars bar up her tooter (allegedly). So it’s no surprise that his daughter would follow that same proud tradition:
Theodora Richards — who’s modeled for big fashion companies like Burberry and Tommy Hilfiger — was arrested in NY around 10:45 PM last night … after cops say she was using a “paint marker” to graffiti the letters “T ♥ A” onto the side of a building in Soho.
Cops spotted Richards and took her into custody — and during a subsequent search, officers claim they found marijuana and a controlled substance on the model.
When Keith heard the news, he said, “I’m very disappointed in you, young lady. Pot? Wow. Seriously? Ahahahaha, that’s bush league stuff, baby. I didn’t raise you to diddle around with that kid’s crap. No child of mine will live under my roof without a class A felony narcotics conviction. Why can’t you be more like Lionel Richie’s nice girl, what’s-her-name?
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Wait, marijuana *and* a controlled substance? Is pot not a controlled substance in New York?
Hmm, might actually be worth a visit…
find a local bum’s pee to step in and save yourself a trip.
well, THIS IS JUST ONE REASON WE LOVE BLONDES.