In case you were wondering what award-winning actress Keeley Hazell has been up to lately, the answer is "the usual". The usual being two gigantic, succulent skin domes filled with a milky fluid. Underneath the word "NUTS". Good luck with that whole masturbating thing!
After the cut, the boobs sans the word "splendid" over them.
"Splendid". "Bloke". "Blimey". "Footballer". "Unbelievably fit". "Chatted up". The only way this article could possibly get more English is if Keeley was covered in Weetabix and sweeping a chimney.
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That's nucking futs!
Splendid indeed, under the nuts is where they all should be.