We thought that no annal would ever overtake our beloved Drabble calendar. Oh, what will that Norman get into next? But now there’s a Keeley Hazell 2010 calendar, so we’ll have to rethink everything. Hilarious comic parrots can’t seem to hold a candle to big, pillowy, undulating, warm, velvety natural boobs with the face of an angel hovering above them. One question: why does she look so excruciatingly beautiful and sexy and busty in every picture except December, which features a nautical full coverage bikini that would not look out of place in a Liz Claiborne perfume ad from 1988? Ha ha, screw you, December. Serves you right for having shitty turquoise as your birthstone.
UPDATE: Egad! The fine print on those pics say “2009″! Have we been duped? Internet, I thought you never lied.
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I can’t talk now. I’m too busy looking at her ample acreage and drooling. I’ll have to call ya back.
She looks stunning and sexy! I would definitely grab a copy of her calendar